Top 5 Things Indie-Authors Should Avoid (or How to Avoid the Trappings of Indie Fame and Fortune)

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No one can deny that self-publishing is a glamorous vocation. If you are an indie, you know what I mean. But, I urge you not to get caught up with the trappings of the indie-author lifestyle; try to remain humble. The following is a list of general suggestions. I am an indie children’s book author, but the guidelines can be tailored to suit your own needs.

  1. Do NOT do this when your Amazon sales reach double digits.

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  1. Resist the urge to wear your fur coat when opening rejection letters.

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  1. It’s probably best not to eat caviar while cutting out your home-made bookmarks.

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  1. Your hair and make-up team is not necessary when posting selfies of you and your book.

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  1. Don’t forget the little people; kids are the best fans!

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I try my best to stay humble, despite my oh-so-glamorous life as an indie kids’ book author.

But it is hard…

when I work in a place like this-

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with assistants like these-

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So, my indie friends, enjoy the fame that comes with what we do.  You are rock-stars!  Embrace it!  Write on!

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