Top 5 Things Indie-Authors Should Avoid (or How to Avoid the Trappings of Indie Fame and Fortune)
No one can deny that self-publishing is a glamorous vocation. If you are an indie, you know what I mean. But, I urge you not to get caught up with the trappings of the indie-author lifestyle; try to remain humble. The following is a list of general suggestions. I am an indie children’s book author, but the guidelines can be tailored to suit your own needs.
- Do NOT do this when your Amazon sales reach double digits.
- Resist the urge to wear your fur coat when opening rejection letters.
- It’s probably best not to eat caviar while cutting out your home-made bookmarks.
- Your hair and make-up team is not necessary when posting selfies of you and your book.
- Don’t forget the little people; kids are the best fans!
I try my best to stay humble, despite my oh-so-glamorous life as an indie kids’ book author.
But it is hard…
when I work in a place like this-
with assistants like these-
So, my indie friends, enjoy the fame that comes with what we do. You are rock-stars! Embrace it! Write on!
Andy Mulberry
December 14, 2014 at 3:12 am
Hahahaha! Omg and seriously!
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MamaMickTerry
December 15, 2014 at 6:17 pm
Hi Michelle,
I just found you over at Mother Hen and am still loving your high heel comment.
I also really love this article. I hope you don’t mind if I tag along and read more. Nice to meet you 🙂
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Michelle R. Eastman
December 15, 2014 at 6:23 pm
Hi there. Yes, Mother Hen and I seem to have the same warped sense of humor-love her. I am brand-new to the blogging world. I am so happy to connect, and I look forward to following your posts.
Take care,
Michelle
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MamaMickTerry
December 15, 2014 at 7:01 pm
Welcome to the bloggy world! You will find the nicest people in this space 🙂
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The Picture Book Review
December 16, 2014 at 5:50 pm
Ha! Thank you for this! It gave me a great laugh and great advice!
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Michelle R. Eastman
December 16, 2014 at 6:10 pm
I have to laugh at myself and all of the not-so-glamorous things about indie publishing!
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darlenebeckjacobson
January 11, 2015 at 8:05 pm
Love the concept of your Dustbunny PB…I’ve always had a fondness for dustbunnies and have been known to let them have their way around my home…
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Michelle R. Eastman
January 11, 2015 at 8:16 pm
Thank you so much! It was a lot of fun to create. Book #2 is in the works, with a female dust fairy as the main character.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff
January 15, 2015 at 2:40 am
Hi Michelle. Thanks for the follow. Laughing aside, this is great advice 🙂
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Michelle R. Eastman
January 15, 2015 at 3:13 pm
You are welcome. Indie publishing IS a glamorous job! Ha!
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